*The cute, humorous and or truthful phrases we used in this journal are not ours. We do not take the credit for the brilliance of them. The credit goes entirely to the person that said/wrote them, however we couldn’t find the creators of each, so we didn’t include the few we were able to find for the sake of consistency and confusion.
2-I didn’t lose myself when I became a mother. I discovered an even better version.
3-“Mother” Definition: One person who does the work of twenty. For free.
4-The art of mothering is teaching the art of living to children. -Elaine Heffner
5-Moms are the ones who truly know the meaning of 24/7.
6-Being a mother is not about what you gave up to have a child but what you’ve gained from having one.
7-Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials. -Meryl Streep
8-To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. -Maya Angelou
9-Good moms have sticky floors, messy kitchens, laundry piles, dirty ovens, and happy kids.
10-Motherhood has the greatest potential influence for human life.
11-My greatest blessings call me mom.
12-The strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. -Barbara Kingsolver
13-Moms are life’s number one cheerleaders without uniforms.
14-The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman
15-Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease. -Lisa Alther
16-Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. -Oprah Winfrey
17-Mothers are all slightly insane. -J.D. Salinger
18-Home is where your mom is.
19-To the world, you are a mother. To a family, you are the world.
20-“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom.”
21-“There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it.” – Malcolm Kushner
22-“Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it.”
23-The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane
24-“Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.”
25- Silence isn’t golden… it’s suspicious, say all moms everywhere.
26- Being a mom is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
27- Recipe for Iced Coffee 1. Have kids 2. Make coffee 3. Forget you made coffee 4. Drink it cold
28- a worried mother does better research than the FBI
29-the art of distraction is called parenting
30- "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
31-your sense of humor grows with each child you have
32-There are a reason your parents said those things you swore you never would.
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